Spend the holidays laughing!
"I don't want a lot for Christmas."— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014
"All I want for Christmas is you."
EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
me: for christmas i want someone who loves me— no (@tbhjuststop) December 7, 2015
santa: let's be realistic
"Um wow okay"— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) December 14, 2014
-all of Santa's other reindeer
The older you get the more holidays become about keeping your father off a ladder— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) November 27, 2014
It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.— Ari Scott (@ariscott) December 19, 2016
Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending— kid block (@senderblock23) December 11, 2014
If I don't see two minivans lock reindeer antlers for a Target parking space, what are the holidays even about?— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 15, 2016
Worst things the parents do on Home Alone:— Røb Fee (@robfee) December 28, 2015
3. Never punish Buzz
2. Forget one of their kids
1. Try to make everyone drink milk with pizza
Sorry kids but Santa said you can only ask for toys that are Amazon Prime eligible.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) December 13, 2015
i consider my presence a present. merry christmas everyone— Alan Garner (@AIanHangover) December 12, 2014
for the 7th year in a row, Rick Astley refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 1, 2015
Nothing like opening Christmas gifts to remind you that the people you're closest to in the world know absolutely nothing about you.— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) December 22, 2014
Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you(r HBO GO password).— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) December 12, 2014
[proposes to girlfriend on Christmas Day]— Jaz (@jazmasta) November 12, 2015
SANTA: Way to make today all about you. Wow. Just, wow
Any tree can be a Christmas tree if you yell at your family around it.— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) December 12, 2012